You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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