Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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