my mouth tastes like poor choices
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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