he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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