I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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