Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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