Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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