I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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