I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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