Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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