how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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