To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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