your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
