Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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