I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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