that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
honey bunches of taint.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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