All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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