maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
