If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
should my penis look like a turkey
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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