Dual....:-)
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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