i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're a waste of cheezeits
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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