Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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