Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We need to rekindle our bromance
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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