Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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