we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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