Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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