what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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