Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
