it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dear god my vagina.
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