so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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