We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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