we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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