508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We need to rekindle our bromance
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
