So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Even my vagina gasped.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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