Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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