We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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