It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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