covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
