If i come over, it means nothing
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
