Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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