Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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