I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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