That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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