But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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