theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
