at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
is that a dick in a sweater?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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