I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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