my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
40s are totally the cure
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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