If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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