We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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