Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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