Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
